College Football Games of Interest

Big 10 l

Ok, let me jump on the pile of people laughing at Michigan. Appalachian State!? You gotta be kidding me. Haaaahahahahaha. Michigan is making a lot of people look really stupid. Remember all the BS talk after the UM, OSU game last year about how these were the best two teams in the nation? Since then Michigan was out-classed in a bowl game and set a new record by being the first AP ranked team to lose to a Div. 1-AA team. Haaaaaahaahaahaha. (Appalachian State 34 - Michigan 32)

I was also happy to see Our Lady get their butts handed to them by Ga. Tech. Ok, I know they're not really in the Big 10 but Michael Jackson isn't really white either. Either way, it's hard to tell the difference. (Georgia Tech 33 - Notre Dame 3)


ACC

We'll see you next week. Bring your adult diapers 'cause you'll be crappin' your pants before we're done with you. (East Carolina 7 - Virginia Tech 17)


Big 12

See Spot sit. See Spot run. TCU blank Baylor. (Baylor 0 - Texas Christian University 22)

The Burnt Orange tried to take a little pressure off of the Maize and Blue but preserved victory of Arkansas State. (Arkansas State 13 - Texas 21)


SEC

Tigers win! Tigers win! Some say it was unimpressive but if LSU is unimpressive in a 45-0 win on the road in the SEC, I can't wait to see them when they're impressive. (Louisiana State University 45 - Mississippi State University 0)

Tigers win! Tigers win! The Barners flatter LSU sincerely through their mascot imitation. Though not as cool or "impressive" as the real thing, they also imitate LSU by winning. Thanks for not embarrassing the SEC or Tigers in general. (Kansas State University 13 - Auburn University 23)

Fulmer might want to start saving his Krispy Kreme donut boxes for his increasingly imminent move. Tennessee looked slow and undisciplined in their loss to Cal. Cal looked good, but not that good. All silliness aside, my thoughts go out to Xavier Mitchell and his family as he was carted off the field on a stretcher. It was good to see him moving his arms and hands as he left the field. (University of Tennesse 31 - California 45)